sheena d. is an essayist, humorist, and doodler. her stories and essays have miraculously received a center for fiction/susan kamil emerging writer fellowship, won the miriam chaikin prose award, and made the longreads best of 2022 list.
she holds an mfa from the new school, was artist-in-residence at bryn du mansion, and is both a kimbilio fellow and a lambda literary emerging lgbtq voices fellow. her doodles recently made it all the way from the backs of receipts to an exhibit at massillion museum. ...yet retirement remains but a distant dream.
she’s finishing an illustrated essay collection that meditates on blackness in disparate locations and an unhinged campus novel about competition, sabotage, justice, and a queer black lady who moves to the wrong place—vermont.
contact: thebookofsheena@gmail.com
The Wanderer: A Black Woman’s Search For Her Place in White, White Vermont
Longreads Best of 2022: Readers Favorite
"A moving study of the mutability of the idea of home; how the word itself can ring so differently from place to place. This piece has such an interesting take on race in America, both from afar — when the author spent time in Germany — and from deep within, at the snowbound confines of a university campus in the middle of Vermont. Romero deals with it in such a tactile, subtle way that I felt like I was coming to the subject completely fresh, feeling her confusion, hope, and frustration almost viscerally."
—Rohan Kamicheril
I didn’t think I liked her like that, but, then again, thinking she might like me made me wonder if I might like her. If I should like her. If I could like her. If I would start to like her.
Don’t despair, reader, I found an amazing therapist right in the nick of time.
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The Best Small Fictions 2022 Anthology (Sonder Press), Nominee
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Wigleaf 2022 Longlist
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Will be republished in the EastOver Anthology of Rural Stories, Volume II: Writers of Color
Someday I would definitely drink beer out of your high heels.
Other Stories & Essays
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Wherein the Civil Court of State Sanctioned Companionship Considers a Petition, Emerge: 2022 Lambda Fellows Anthology
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Woe is Angsty, Tired Little You, Black Femme Collective
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A Series of Observations Regarding the Present Pandemic’s Persistence, Zone 3 Press
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Pushcart Prize Nominee, 2021
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The Best Small Fictions 2022 Anthology (Sonder Press), Nominee
He’s not going to stop making messes or watching junk TV or being vain just because he’s dead.
A Fortune Teller Worth Her Ball Should Refuse to Tell You When You’re Going to Die
" A voice at once both intimate and conspiratorial guides us through one woman’s fortune. With details as bizarre as they are precise, sheena d. delivers a story that approaches the mundane in the same way as the terminal, with all the joie de vivre of your best friend on a particularly fluorescent weekend night."
—Heath Joseph Wooten, Associate Editor
On Guacamole That Comes Out of a Squirt Gun
My culinary understanding of the world may be as preteen as my training bra, but some things I know for sure are that:
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Wendy’s costs more than other fast food because they wrap their sandwiches in foil. Source: My dad
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A McDonald’s cheeseburger can be forty years old and still look ‘fresh.’ Source: An exhibit at the Center of Science and Industry
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Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC because it doesn’t use chicken at all and instead grows featherless, headless, giant chunks of poultry, in a lab. Source: A kid on the playground
If I Had Known Then That Casey and Rhian Were Both Terrible Pieces of Shit, Puberty Would Have Been Way More Fun
I thought he was going to ask to make love to me then and there. And I thought I would have said no, not because I was gay, or opposed to having sex in the middle of a public playground, but because I was waiting on the Special One. Plus, I was on my period. And if we had sex how would I ever know if it was hymen blood or menstrual blood?
Conversations
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Writing to Cope: A Conversation with Debut Novelist Yaffa S. Santos, The Rumpus
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Cancel Culture, Feminism, and Comedy: A Chat with Comedian Liz Miele, Ms. Magazine
Writing on Professional Development
I've written about DEI and professional development at HigherEdJobs.com. My essay, "Letting Lived Experience Matter" will be anthologized in Routledge's Through the Lens: Educational Developers of Color. Blah, blah, blah. Once upon a time, for Idealist.org, I wrote career stuff, like:
woahs
Prose Awards & Academic Honors
Fellow, The Center for Fiction / Susan Kamil 2024–2025 Emerging Writers Fellowship
Winner, Miriam Chaikin Prose Writing Award
Provost Diversity Fellow, Columbia University
Finalist, Richard J. Margolis Social-Justice Journalism Award
Writing Residencies
Juried Fellow, Constance Saltonstall Foundation for the Arts
Artist in Residence, Bryn Du Mansion
Resident, St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency for Ladies
Editorial Resident, The Seventh Wave
Visual Art Exhibitions
The Playbook, The Inventor, and The Champions, in Brown’s Town: Ohio’s Football Heritage, Massillon Museum, Massillon, OH
Support for Writing Workshops & Projects
Funding Recipient, Lambda Literary Emerging Fellows
Fiction Fellow, Kimbilio for Black Fiction
Summer Comedy Workshop Funding Recipient, Voices of Our Nations Arts Foundation
Scholarship Recipient, Aspen Words, Personal Essay Workshop
Diversity Grantee, Delacorte Review, Columbia Journalism School
Scholarship Recipient, Hedgebrook, Radical Craft Retreat
Professional Grants and Scholarships
Scholarship Recipient, Dave Family Humor Studies, Association For Applied And Therapeutic Humor
Grantee, BKLYN Incubator, Brooklyn Public Library
Recipient, Donald H. Wulff Diversity Fellowship, Professional and Organizational Development in Higher Education Network Conference